Underneath the Fig Tree

this is rather funny and out of the ordinary

blua:

1. What’s the last thing you masturbated to?
2. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
3. Where do you like to be kissed most?
4. Do you have any sex toys?
5. What’s your favourite colour lingerie?
6. What colour panties are you wearing?
7. Where do you like to be touched most?
8. What’s your fetish?
9. What’s your sexiest article of clothing?
10. What’s your favourite sexual position?
11. What’s your favourite part of sex?
12. Do you enjoy role-play?
13. Have you ever had cyber sex?
14. Ever stripped on webcam?
15. Have you ever masturbated while on the phone?
16. Ever masturbated with a phone?
17. What’s your biggest sexual fantasy?
18. What is your bra/penis size?
19. What’s the strangest thing you’ve masturbated to?
20. Are you turned on by spanking?
21. By ropes?
22. Gags?
23. Tickling?
24. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
25. Your oral virginity?
26. Anal virginity?
27. Ever had unprotected?
28. Ever been bribed into sex?
29. Ever done the bribing?
30. Ever fucked someone much older or younger?
31. Ever been cumshot or done cumshooting?
32. When did you last have sex?
33. Ever had sex with a stranger?
34. Ever woken up with a stranger?
35. Submissive or dominant?
36. Do you role-play in the bedroom?
37. Outside the bedroom?
38. What’s the largest thing which has been inside you?
39. Where do you want to have sex the most?
40. What’s the weirdest place you’ve had sex?
41. Have you ever had a sexy nickname?
42. Describe your dream night
43. Have you ever experimented with the same sex?
44. What’s your kink?
45. Have you ever tried whipped cream in the bedroom?
46. Sex beneath the sheets or on top?
47. With the lights on or off?
48. Rough sex or smooth?
49. Ever fucked a friend’s relative?
50. Ever cheated?
51. Ever had lovebites after sex?
52. Nail marks?
53. Hand prints?
54. Ever go commando?
55. What one word would describe the most pleasurable night you’ve had?
56. What one word would describe you naked?
57. Would you fuck any followers?
58. Me?
59. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever watched?
60. What’s the weirdest sex position you’ve tried?